老新聞,有點長,俗在係有夠長,啊偶就截長補短,並著墨於幾勾重要部位:
飛行員玩心大起 「天空LP」詳細的故事
https://www.chinatimes.com/realt ... 005606-260417?chdtv
... 據中隊指揮官表示,惡作劇的前座駕駛,個性害羞內向,但是確實是個認真的飛行員... 後座的電戰官提議,用飛行的凝結尾開個玩笑。
“Draw a giant penis,” the EWO said. “That would be awesome.”
電戰官說:畫一個巨大的LP ,那一定很有趣。
“What did you do on your flight?” the pilot joked. “Oh, we turned dinosaurs into sky penises.”
飛行員笑著說:你說用飛機飛著來畫?那不就成了天上ㄟ恐龍尺寸的LP?
“You should totally try to draw a penis,” the EWO advised.
電戰官建議:你應該放開試試看,畫一隻LP。
“I could definitely draw one, that would be easy,” the pilot boasted. “I could basically draw a figure eight and turn around and come back. I’m gonna go down, grab some speed and hopefully get out of the contrail layer so they’re not connected to each other.”
飛行員誇口道:這很容易,我可依畫一個。基本上這就是先畫一個八字形,並轉身然後回來。然後降低高度高速俯衝,希望會錯開前面ㄟ交叉層,就不會相互連接了。
“Dude, that would be so funny,” the pilot said. “Airliner’s coming back on their way into Seattle, just this big (expletive)ing, giant penis. We could almost draw a vein in the middle of it too.”
飛行員說:老兄,那會很好玩,客機回程在西雅圖上空,就(會看見)這個巨大的LP 。我們幾乎還可以在中間劃出一條靜脈。
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“Some like Chinese weather satellite right now that’s like, ‘what the (expletive)?’” the pilot surmised.
飛行員猜測:要是現在像是有中國大陸的氣象衛星從我們這裡經過,可能會說「我靠!這是什麼鬼?」
下場?根據該報告,這兩名飛行員都沒有任何先前的紀律問題,並且他們也沒有擔誤訓練,所以法理上沒有犯什麼錯,紀律委員會給了他們「非懲罰性勸導信」。
看官門口已點擊下方聯接,去看看英文版!
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2019/05/14/the-navys-probe-into-sky-penis/?fbclid=IwAR0WPxc3F4Bs06CVW5aAICHJH3yP00YSCuQW2h4C5ZoAF9-plDfqO9CL-SE
不覺得更像穿燕尾服時戴的
大禮帽嗎?
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