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第 18 則發表於 2017-05-08 08:58 - 發短訊 - 加好友
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No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally.
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!
Jerry said, We've got to give it back.
Sally said, Finders keepers. She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?
Sally said, No.
Jerry said, She¹s lying. She hid it up in the attic.
Sally said, Don't believe him, he¹s getting senile
The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.
One said: Tell us the story from the beginning.
Jerry said, Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ...
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, Were outta here!
senile 衰老
armored car 裝甲運鈔車
Finders keepers 發現者即擁有者
attic 閣樓
canvassing 細查
Were outta here 我們離開這裡吧！
老先生說偶們昨天從學校走回家
第一位警察轉向他的夥伴說我們離開這裡吧！
[ 本文章最後由 kuenjchen 於 2017-05-08 09:08 編輯 ]
