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第 104 則發表於 2023-11-04 06:14 - 發短訊 - 加好友
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An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car…
Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man.
He yells, "Look what you did to my car…!!!”
"You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my…" the old man said nervously, "I don't have that kind of money.”
“Let me call my son…,” he said with hope, “he trains dolphins and he will know what to do."
"Dolphins..!?!?!" the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulled out his phone, dialed his son, and just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man:"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh..?!?!” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp…!!"
"I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.
When he finished, he walked over to his father and said….
"For the last time dad, I train Seals…
Navy Seals.”
“NOT dolphins..!!”
一名老人追撞了一名駕駛著昂貴歐洲跑車的男子…
男子憤怒地跳下車,與老人對峙。
他大喊:“看看你對我的車幹了什麼…!!!”
“你現在就給我一萬美元,不然我就把你打得稀巴爛!”
“哎呀……”,老人緊張地說,「我沒有那麼多錢。」「讓我打電話給我兒子……」他滿懷希望地說,
「他訓練海豚,他會知道該怎麼做。「
「海豚……!?!?!」另男子哼了一聲,並翻了個白眼。
老人掏出手機,撥了兒子的電話,兒子剛接聽,憤怒的男人就把老人的電話搶走了。
「這麼說,你是一名海豚訓練員,哈……?!?!」憤怒的男人喊道:「好吧,你老頭剛剛追尾了我的車,我現在需要ㄧ萬塊,否則我就把你和你老頭打得稀爛……!!」
「我會在 10 分鐘內到達。」電話那頭的聲音平靜地說。
剛好 10 分鐘後,一輛吉普車停了下來,一個人跳下車,開始毒打這名惡霸,並把他扔在路邊。
之後,他走到他父親面前說:「老爸,這是我最後一次說,我是訓練海豹隊...海軍的海豹突擊隊。」
「不是海豚……!!」