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第 178 則發表於 2011-03-08 13:46 - 發短訊 - 加好友
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男人喜歡狗的原因
1. The later you come home the more your dogs are like to see you.
你愈晚回家牠越興奮。
2. Dogs don't know if you call them by other dogs' name.
你錯喊另外一頭狗的名字牠也不覺得有甚麼。
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
你撒得滿地都是牠很高興。
4. A dog's parents never visit.
牠的父母永遠不會來訪。
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
你提高嗓子強烈表態牠不會反感。
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
你不需要等呀等的，狗狗永遠隨時準備好出門。
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
你喝醉了狗狗覺得你很有趣。
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
狗狗很喜歡打獵和釣魚。
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'.
狗狗不會半夜把你推醒問你，＂若牠死了，你會不會找另外一條狗？＂。
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad and give them away.
狗狗生了孩子你可以登個廣告把孩子打發掉。
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.狗狗會乖乖讓你套個項圈而不會說你變態。
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.狗狗從你身上嗅到別的狗的味道不但不會生氣還會覺得很有趣。
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
狗狗很喜歡坐小貨車的後座。
And last,
最後,
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
狗狗離開你時絕不會分掉你的家財。
