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Jesus:"table for 26 please"
Waiter:"but there are 13 of you"
Jesus:"yes but we're all going to sit on the same side"
耶穌:請幫我們找張26人座的桌子
服務生:但是你們只有13個人啊
耶穌:是的，但我們通常都坐在同一邊

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報告那個工兵官大大:
剛剛有個客人來說~give me some chicken left!我到底是要給他左半邊的雞還是剩下的雞?

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        Visa Application
US Embassy-Middle East Territory
-Do you speak English?
-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul Al-Rhazim.
-Sex?
-3 or 4 times a week.
-No no...I mean male or female ?
-Yes,male,female....sometimes camel.
-Holy Cow!!!
-Yes,cow,sheep,animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile?
-Horse style,dog style,any style.
-Oh dear!!!
-No, no deer! Deer run too fast!Hard to catch!!

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A dog may well be a man's best friend.

But a cat will never tell the police where your marijuana is.
狗狗也許可以成為人的好朋友，
但是貓卻永遠不會告訴警察你的大麻放哪裡!

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你有注意到女人所說的:我再5分鐘就準備好了跟男人說的:我再5分鐘就到家了其實是依樣意思的嗎?