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What might a blind date conveniently forget to mention about himself?
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Dirty Mind Tester
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100% of men did not notice King Kong is on the picture
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  • Alona ª÷¿ú +3 2018-03-01 08:03

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Unfortunately, without my cell phone, I wouldn't
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All men should make coffee for their women. It says it right in the Bible "HEBREW"

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  • 3328¤u§L©x ª÷¿ú +3 Æg¡IÆg¡IÆg¡I 2018-03-08 07:54

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