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Don't Worry, Be Happy Lyrics
(From the 1988 Movie "Cocktail")

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy
(Don't worry, be happy now)

Don't worry
Be happy
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry
Be happy
Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
(Look at me I am happy)

Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy

Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy
(don't worry, be happy now)

Don't worry
Be happy
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry
Be happy
Don't worry, be happy

[*4th verse not in radio edit]
Now there is this song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
When you worry
You make it double
But don't worry
Be happy, be happy now

Don't worry
Be happy
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry
Be happy
Don't worry, be happy

[Radio edit continues here]
Don't worry
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this

Don't worry
It will soon pass whatever it is
Don't worry, be happy
I'm not worried, I'm happy

source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/on ... ybehappylyrics.html


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Lighthouse and naval vessel urban legend

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This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
                Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.
                Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
                Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
                Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
                Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
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Break a leg!

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